Shut Up Little Man Wiki:Transcript: Volume 1, Track 1

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up! Dirty little man! Boy! OK, boobie!

Ray: Shut up!

Peter: Quiet boobie! Can't close the door any more...

Ray: You better shut... you better shut your fuckin'...

Peter: You can't close the door any more because... Hey! Hey! I told you! Don't ever attack! God damn you!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Then shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Shut your mouth!

Peter: Do it! Do it! You don't do that! Turn that fuckin' light off and get out of here!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: You dirty little man!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up dirty little man! Shut the light off and get out of here! Get out of here!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Don't you hit! Don't you hit!

Ray: ...cocksucker!

Peter: Next time you hit... next time you hit you'll be on the floor!

Ray: Go ahead! Go ahead, try it! Try it you fuckin' piece of fuckin' shit!

Peter: You're drunk again. Shut up little man!

Ray: Don't call me a little man.

Peter: Then don't do it!

Ray: You fuckin' piece of shit! Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Shut up little man! Quit pointing your finger little man!

Ray: I will not live with [unintelligible]

Peter: You're the one talking, nobody else is.

Ray: Where's my [unintelligible- 'pack of cigarette papers?']

Peter: I have no idea.

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth.

Peter: Get away you little... jerk!

Ray: Don't call me a jerk.

Peter: Yeah you are a jerk!

Ray: All you are is a piece of shit.

Peter: Shut up!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: You're the one that won't shut up!

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth you dirty cocksucker!

Peter: Everybody knows that it's you...

Ray: I have...

Peter: That is why they...

Ray: I have...

Peter: ...are knocking on the door!

Ray: Don't call me a little man.

Peter: You are a little man!

Ray: I don't have to [unintelligible]

Peter: Oh that's a bunch of bullshit, you've never been a big man!

Ray: I've always been a big man.

Peter: No you haven't. You've always been a little addled little man!

Ray: I've never been a little man you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: I said added... addled, little man!

Ray: You fuckin'...

Peter: That means with no brain!

Ray: You are...

Peter: Addled!

Ray: ...a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Addled!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit! You ain't got nothin'. You are a no good...

Peter: Don't you see what happens!

Ray: Go ahead, try it!

Peter: I'm not gonna try it, I'm gonna let you make an idiot of yourself!

Ray: Well I intend to...

Peter: That's fine! It'll show the way you are! And they'll throw you into the loony bin!

Ray: Go ahead. My mind is nine tenths more intelligent than yours will ever be, cocksucker. Go ahead, try and call 'em you cocksuckin' fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: I'm not gonna call anybody, I'm gonna let you do it all by yourself!

Ray: All right, call 'em you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: [cough] No, not me! Not me!

Ray: They will... they will... they will...

Peter: [cough] [cough]

Ray: They will arrest you...

Peter: [cough] I am not going to call them! I said you do...

Ray: Well then shut your fuckin'...

Peter: ...what you want to do and we'll see what happens. You do what you want to do and see what happens and get away from me.

Ray: Then... then call 'em if you want...

Peter: I'm not gonna call 'em!

Ray: They're...

Peter: You're saying...

Ray: ...gonna arrest you!

Peter: No! Hey darling, you said...

Ray: Hey you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You said that...

Ray: I ain't askin' you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Wait a minute!

Ray: I'm intelligent.

Peter: [unintelligible]

Ray: You're a fuckin' real asshole.

Peter: Ok, you try to do it! See what happens!

Ray: I will call.

Peter: Good! I'll...

Ray: I will do that.

Peter: I'll let you do it.

Ray: I'll do it.

Peter: Good. Good.

Ray: Goodbye, Peter Haskett.

Peter: OK, you do it.

Ray: OK, I'll... I'll do it right now.

Peter: Right, you do it!

Ray: Right now. I'm gonna do it.

Peter: OK, you do it. Why aren't you cooking? You wanna cook? Why do you have to keep coming out?

Ray: Why don't you uhh... sit down...

Peter: I am sitting here, but I have to stand up when you come out because you try to attack me and you tried to attack me before and you spit on me and you hit me in the balls! I will get you! God damn you! Get the way away from me!

Ray: I'll kill you.

Peter: Think so?

Ray: [unintelligible: "Now, I won't attack, but..."?]

Peter: Oh shut up little man! I don't mind sitting here [unintelligible]

Ray: You ain't a fuckin' human being, you're a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You try to attack all you want...

Ray: A god damn fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: [unintelligible: "Shut up little man"?]

Ray: Let that cocksucker talk [unintelligible: "he ain't nothing but a..."?]

Peter: You're the one talking, nobody else...

Ray: That fuckin' piece of shit! That ain't a human bein', that's a fuckin' piece of shit! I don't give a fuck what that... fuckin' [unintelligible: "man says... and"?]... Go ahead! Talk to [unintelligible: "anything you want to"?]

Peter: You're drunk, [unintelligible: "You're too drunk to continue."]

Ray: You're a fuckin' piece of shit. That's all you are and all you ever have been, you fuckin' piece of shit. I wanna know how [unintelligible: "ever eat anything I ???"?]

Peter: [unintelligible: "I wouldn't wanna eat anything?" ]

Ray: Fuck you, you cocksucker!

Peter: ...and you are a... you ought to learn uhh... decent language.

Ray: I tell you what, I think! You're a piece of fuckin' shit!

Peter: Isn't that nice?

Ray: Fuck him!

Peter: Isn't that nice use of language?

Ray: Yeah, well fuck you you cocksucker.

Peter: Ha ha ha!

Ray: Try it, try to fuck with me...

Peter: Ha ha! Ha!

Ray: Go ahead and try to fuck with me you fuckin' piece of shit! I tell you what, I'll kick the shit out of you...

Peter: Do it.

Ray: ...any fuckin' time you try anything.

Peter: Do it. Try.

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: Try it! Try it, man!

Ray: I'm ready.

Peter: If you're a man, try it!

Ray: I will any time you wanna try it, you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: If you're a man...

Ray: Go ahead and try it you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: No no.

Ray: You ain't nothing but a fuckin'...

Peter: You attack. You attack.

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin'...

Peter: Little man, try it otherwise if you attack I'll kill you.

Ray: You think...

Peter: Because I don't care.

Ray: You... you think...

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: You think you can kill me, huh?

Peter: Yeah.

Ray: Ok, you fuckin' piece of shit. I know how to kill. You don't know how to kill.

Peter: I do.

Ray: No you don't.

Peter: Oh you're...

Ray: You're a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: [unintelligible: "Oh, you're a guise"? ] This has been the fake that you've been talking about...

Ray: Shut up you... little fuckin' [unintelligible: "prick/big"?] cocksucker!

Peter: I don't have...

Ray: Any time you want to kill me...

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: ...do it! Do it! Do it!

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: Do it! I know how to kill!

Peter: I'm ready, I'm ready right here.

Ray: I know how to kill!

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: [unintelligible: "What you know how to kill?"?]

Peter: I don't have to stand up, I [unintelligible: "am going to ??? here"?]

Ray: You're a lyin' fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Oh yeah... uh, why don't you try?

Ray: You ain't...

Peter: Why don't you try...

Ray: You ain't nothin'!

Peter: Why don't you try little man?

Ray: You ain't nothin' you...

Peter: Then why don't you try little man?

Ray: ...lyin' cocksucker.

Peter: I don't have to stand up.

Ray: You ain't nothin'.

Peter: I don't have to stand up. I'm willing to sit here and know how to take care of it.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: I don't need to stand up! You're the one standing up and bullying! I'm sitting here and I tell you I will get...

Ray: Better get... [unintelligible: "finished?"] Tony. Tony.

Peter: I'm ready at any time!

Ray: Shut your fuckin'... bullshit!

Peter: Don't tell me anything, I am ready at any time and I will do it from a sitting position!

Ray: I've killed more people...

Peter: I don't care what you've done, you're a big liar!

Ray: Don't call me a liar you...

Peter: You are a liar!

Ray: ...fuckin' cocksucker.

Peter: You said that you've killed seventeen people and that's a lie! I get tired of these lies of yours! I can kill you from a sitting down position! As long as I know what kind of a stupid thing you're gonna try.

Ray: Is it possible I can call 'em?

Peter: Oh shut up little man.

Ray: I want to call the police!

Peter: Do it!

Ray: Cause I don't want to kill you!

Peter: Do it! Call the police! Please do!

Ray: I know I tried and it doesn't work.

Peter: You didn't try!

Ray: I tried.

Peter: You did not pick up the phone, did you?

Ray: I did try!

Peter: No, you did not! Now if you want to call the police, you call the police. And you're gonna be the one that they're gonna take away. Shut up little man!

Ray: Don't point at me you little fuckin' piece of shit! You ain't nothin' but a [unintelligible]

Peter: You're the one that said you wanted to call the cops. You wanna call 'em you call 'em. You try and you're dead.

Ray: I want... I want to call.

Peter: Ok, then call. You go ahead and call them. You're drunk! You just keep falling down! Now if you want to hit me, you'll be dead! You want to call, you call! If you have them come.

Ray: I'm calling right now.

Peter: The telephone is here and the number is 911. You wanna call? Right there... on the phone... it's 911.

Ray: Would you mind shuttin' your fuckin' mouth, you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Would you mind dialing 911...

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth!

Peter: Uhh, the point is will you mind doing it or shut up?

Ray: Shut your fuckin' mouth you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You're a weakling.

Ray: I'm not a weakling!

Peter: Then why don't you call them?

Ray: I'm a... I'm a man!

Peter: Call 'em!

Ray: You're a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Call 'em then! 911. Don't tell me that they aren't there. They are there.

Ray: Would you mind shuttin' your fuckin' mouth?

Peter: 911. They'll be here right away. Which I'm sure you know.

Ray: [unintelligible: "Why don't you call em?"?]

Peter: That is not true! You're too drunk to call!

Ray: You're a lyin' son of a bitch!

Peter: Will you allow me to call them and put...

Ray: Fuck no you cocksucker! I don't want you to do anything! You are a fuckin' piece of shit and... and I despise you! You wanna fuck with me, go ahead fuck with me, you cocksucker!

Peter: Nobody fucks with you because you're a drunk.

Ray: Well don't fuck with me!

Peter: You're such a drunk and you're a weakling.

Ray: Good, shut your fuckin' mouth.

Peter: You're a weakling little asshole.

Ray: I'm not a weakling, you [unintelligible] fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You wanna try? You wanna try?

Ray: I will kill you.

Peter: Oh no you won't! No you won't! You'll get to the hospital! You wanna try?

Ray: Don't fuck with me.

Peter: Don't you fuck with me, sir! Now god damn you!

Ray: Don't fuck with me!

Peter: Get out... you said you wanted to cook something, cook something! Have some dinner and go to bed!

Ray: Good. Get lost. Goodbye.

Peter: Don't you do this shit where you say... where you lie when you're calling 911. You don't know...

Ray: You're a lyin' fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: I know how to call 911 and you're not doing it! You're lying!

Ray: You're a lyin' cocksucker.

Peter: You are a cheap little son of a bitch.

Ray: You're a lyin' cock...

Peter: All right, you little cheap son of a bitch! You wanna try?

Ray: You ain't...

Peter: You wanna try?

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin'...

Peter: You wanna try?

Ray: You ain't nothin'...

Peter: You wanna try?

Ray: Heh, you cocksucker, you [unintelligible]

Peter: Whenever you're ready.

Ray: Go ahead!

Peter: Whenever you're ready.

Ray: [unintelligible: "Attack me"/"Take me"/"Take the"?]

Peter: Oh no! You're the one that has to attack, not me!

Ray: No.

Peter: But I know I'll have you down!

Ray: I'll kill you.

Peter: No you won't! Go ahead and try it! Go ahead and try it!

Ray: [unintelligible: "Tony"/"Don't"?] Attack me, attack me, you fuckin' punk.

Peter: Try it! Try it, Mabel!

Ray: Don't attack me you fuckin'...

Peter: OK, Mabel! I don't attack! I don't attack, Mabel!

Ray: I'll kill you.

Peter: OK, Mabel! Try!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a...

Peter: Try, Mabel!

Ray: ...fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Try, Mabel!

Ray: You try to attack me and I'll kill you.

Peter: Try, Alice!

Ray: Don't call me Alice.

Peter: All right, what do you think of Mabel? You try!

Ray: Don't try to attack me...

Peter: You try and you're gonna be down. I'm not gonna attack you!

Ray: Go ahead!

Peter: I am waiting for you to...

Ray: I am standing here...

Peter: Don't be a fool! Don't be a fool, little man!

Ray: Go ahead and attack me, you...

Peter: OK, I don't attack you little man! I only attack when I have been attacked!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin'...

Peter: You are the one that attacked me here! You dirty dirty little cocksucker!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a...

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: ...fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: You've lost!

Ray: You're nothin'!

Peter: You've lost! You know you've lost!

Ray: I ain't lost nothin'!

Peter: Really?

Ray: I've showed you that...

Peter: OK

Ray: ...that you are a... you know that...

Peter: OK Alice! OK Julie! Go back in there!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Bye Julie!

Ray: You ain't got no guts! To come at me, you cocksucker...

Peter: Huh-huh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-hah-hah! You're the one that won't attack.

Ray: OK

Peter: 'Cause you know you're dead if you do attack.

Ray: I have already proved that I'm...

Peter: No you haven't proven anything, Sally!

Ray: You ain't nothin'.

Peter: Sally June! Abigail May! This is just too much!

Ray: You fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: You try!

Ray: All you are is a piece of shit!

Peter: You try! You try!

Ray: I despise you!

Peter: You try!

Ray: We all despise you!

Peter: You try!

Ray: Why should we? You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: You're a dirty fighter. You don't play right. And I can kill you. And you know it. You wanna try, you try it.

Ray: Goodbye... Peter...

Peter: If you wanna try... if you wanna try, you try it! Otherwise, go into the kitchen and do your shit!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: Nobody wants to listen to you, don't you understand that?

Ray: I'll kill you you cocksucker!

Peter: You're a little man, shut up!

Ray: Don't fuck with me, you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Oh shut up little man! You don't have... you don't have the will power to come at me.

Ray: You ain't nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You're a sick little old man!

Ray: I already told you...

Peter: You're an old man!

Ray: I already told...

Peter: I don't care what you've told me!

Ray: I already told you I can take you any fuckin' time!

Peter: I- no you can't though, you know it!

Ray: I'll take you any fuckin' time.

Peter: I ca- you can't!

Ray: You ain't nothin' but...

Peter: And you know you cannot.

Ray: ...a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: You wanna try? I'm ready! You can't take nobody! You're a sick little man!

Ray: I'm healthy! You're...

Peter: You're a sick little man...

Ray: You're a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: ...that is dying from the same thing your brother died from!

Ray: Bullshit! I'm not... I am a healthy man! You're a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Ha ha ha!

Ray: You're ain't nothin' but a piece of shit!

Peter: Ha ha ha! Why don't you shut up little man?

Ray: You wanna fuck with me?

Peter: If you wanna...

Ray: Go ahead! Go ahead! Here I am ready for you, fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: No! If you want to attack, you attack!

Ray: I'm ready even now, you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: You aren't... you aren't doing it. You aren't doing it.

Ray: Why should I attack you, you fuckin' piece of shit?

Peter: Because that's what you do. You're a dirty little man!

Ray: You ain't nothin'.

Peter: You kicked me in the balls! You did this, up here! It's always you attacking! This time, I'm saying I attack!

Ray: You're an asshole motherfucker.

Peter: No, I'm not an asshole motherfucker and you know it! You are a weak little bastard that is old and isn't able to do anything any more.

Ray: Not true.

Peter: You wanna... you wanna attack...

Ray: I'm a tough moth- motherfucker and I'm gonna...

Peter: You wanna attack, you attack.

Ray: ...kill you any fuckin' time you come up.

Peter: You wanna attack, you attack. I don't! I am a decent man!

Ray: You are not a decent man! You're a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ray: You're a piece of shit! You ain't nothin', you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Why don't you go to bed?

Ray: I can kick the shit out of you any time I feel like it.

Peter: Why don't you go to bed? You couldn't...

Ray: OK I'm... I'm tired of you... you [unintelligible] tonight. I... I will...

Peter: You couldn't attack a human being...

Ray: Hey! I am going...

Peter: You're drunk!

Ray: I am going to insist [unintelligible]

Peter: OK, call the police.

Ray: I will.

Peter: Do it! That's what I keep telling you! Do it! I want you to do it because I know what'll happen.

Ray: Well, I... I ain't afraid to do it...

Peter: You keep saying what you're gonna do, why don't you do it?

Ray: I can do it...

Peter: Look! If you think that you're right, you do it! If you don't think you're right, then quit saying so.

Ray: I'm afraid to go to sleep for Christ sake! 'Cause you're a crazy son of a bitch!

Peter: Really? If you feel so, there is a phone!

Ray: Right. I will.

Peter: Then you do it!

Ray: You mean nothin'. You're a fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: You do it! Look! You keep saying! Now god damn it! You said...

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Stop this!

Ray: I know you!

Peter: No! No! You're saying what you can do!

Ray: Oh I can kill you!

Peter: Alright, do it!

Ray: I... I can...

Peter: Do it! Do it little man!

Ray: I can kill you any fuckin' time!

Peter: Do it little man!

Ray: You're nothin' but a fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: Do it little man!

Ray: I can kill you.

Peter: Do it little man.

Ray: Any fuckin' time [unintelligible]

Peter: No you can't!

Ray: Oh yes. I can kill you.

Peter: No you can not!

Ray: I can kill you.

Peter: You can if you cheat.

Ray: I don't have to cheat.

Peter: You can not in a regular fight. You can not.

Ray: I'm not... I'm...

Peter: You can not.

Ray: I'll go check now.

Peter: If you're going to call, call 'em. If you want to fight, let's have a fight. But you attack me! I don't attack you!

Ray: I'll call them. [unintelligible]

Peter: Oh st- god damn you, you're so drunk! Will you stop it?

Ray: I'm not drunk.

Peter: You are! You're staggering! You've been crawling, staggering!

Ray: [unintelligible] I'm... I'm normal. You're not normal. You're fucked up.

[unintelligible]

Ray: No.

Peter: That's right. I will move out of your way. But you try to push me, you're gonna be down.

Ray: I won't touch you. But I'm going to [unintelligible]

Peter: You do whatever you want to. I will not attack you. I do not attack a person first. I will not. [unintelligible]

Ray: I'm going... I'm going to the uhh... [unintelligible]

Peter: Very good. And I will sit and watch you do it.

Ray: Good.

Peter: I will not. That's fine. But if you rub up against me...

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: OK.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Alright. Very good. The number is 911.

Ray: 911.

Peter: And if you're too drunk to call it, call the operator.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Don't tell me they don't answer because they do answer. You tell 'em you want 'em here.

Ray: 911. 911. 911.

Peter: You know what they're getting from you? A drunk. A complete drunk.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: The number is 937 Steiner Street.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: You're not supposed to do that when you can't even talk. That's stupid. That is stupid! You're being attacked!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: 937 Steiner Street apartment 3! And the drunk is calling! He can't even talk! You can tell that lady or man he can't even talk!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: He's staggering and he's drunk!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Nobody's going to come to see what you... heh heh heh! Oh my god!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Nobody's going to come! Don't you understand that? You're a drunken fool!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: They don't want to come! They have important things where people are killed!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: They don't want this crap!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Fine. If they want to come, that's fine. They'll take you away.

Ray: [unintelligible] threatening to kill me [unintelligible]

Peter: You know they have more things to worry about than a drunk like you!

Ray: [unintelligible] It's ok. I don't give a damn. I'm... I'm not... fuckin'... [unintelligible]

Peter: Oh god. I love this. You want me to make the call to 911, I will! You make... make uhh... you don't come past me! You've made a fool of yourself. They come in then [unintelligible] talk to 'em.

Ray: They know me.

Peter: Oh nobody knows you! You're a number.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: You're a nobody!

Ray: God damn it I ain't never been...

Peter: You're a nobody.

Ray: Don't...

Peter: You're a nobody.

Ray: ...say that... don't say that...

Peter: You're a nobody.

Ray: Don't say that.

Peter: You are a nobody.

Ray: You ain't nothin'...

Peter: That is what you are is a nobody.

Ray: [unintelligible] you fuckin' piece of shit!

Peter: I've already said it five times. You're a nobody.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: I've already said it five times.

Ray: They know me.

Peter: How many more times do I... they don't know you! The problem is that...

Ray: Hey! [unintelligible]

Peter: Oh you're full of shit!

Ray: They know me.

Peter: You... It... That is not true! You know it and I know it.

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Oh shut up little man! Nobody knows you in the police department. I know it and you know it!

Ray: [unintelligible] ...try it.

Peter: You try it! Nobody knows you! Now god damn it! Alright! Let's ask them at the door! When they come! Do they know you! Let's ask them that! You say you're so important?

Ray: Yeah.

Peter: You're a fuckin' piece of shit. I know the people that I know in the police department. And in the telephone company.

Ray: The only people...

Peter: And in the...

Ray: The only people you know are fuckin' queers.

Peter: That is not true.

Ray: Fuck you.

Peter: Alright! I will bring that up to them, too!

Ray: [unintelligible] ...motherfucker.

Peter: No I'm not!

Ray: [unintelligible]

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: You're a lyin' fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: Shut up little man!

Ray: Fuck you you cocksucker... I despise you.

Peter: [unintelligible]

Ray: I will wait. No fuckin' problem.

Peter: Good.

Ray: Good. Good yourself you fuckin' piece of shit.

Peter: Shut up little man!