Transcript: Volume 2, Track 12

[phone rings]

Nova Express Times: Hello?

Ray: Is anybody there?

Nova Express Times: Yeah good evening.

Ray: Yes who am I speaking to?

Nova Express Times: Hi I'm calling on behalf of the Nova Express Times. And I'd like to ask you a few questions for a survey I'm conducting on alcoholism and how it effects all of our lives?

Ray: I'm sorry would you repeat that first thing again?

Nova Express Times: Sure, I'm uhh with the Nova Express Times and I'd like to ask you a few questions for a survey we're conducting. Would that be ok?

Ray: Hell no. I don't have to answer any fuckin' questions. You wanna... you wanna pay you and get questions... answers but... who's it... I mean exactly who do you work for?

Nova Express Times: I work for the Nova Express Times. It's a newspaper sir.

Ray: Well [unintelligible]

Nova Express Times: Pardon me?

Ray: I'm not answering to that bullshit.

Nova Express Times: OK. Sir are you... have you been drinking this evening?

Ray: Absolutely.

Nova Express Times: You have?

Ray: Well of course.

Nova Express Times: How many... how many drinks do you... do you partake in each day?

Ray: None of your fuckin' business. Goodbye and... take your god damn... thing somewhere else OK?

Nova Express Times: You're obviously an alcoholic sir. Maybe you can reach out to us.

Ray: Heh heh heh heh heh! Hey listen, listen. I'll tell you what. I have been drinking for more than sixty fuckin' years.

Nova Express Times: That's amazing sir.

Ray: So... and so I... I mean you're some little asshole with... tryin' to do something, I... OK...

Nova Express Times: Sir do you think you're... you're trying to cover over umm your latent homosexuality or something?

Ray: Heh heh heh heh. Piss on you. Heh heh heh heh heh.

[phone hangs up]